Work Signs – A Friday Funny

By Michelle Malay Carter on July 25, 2008 

Work SignsThanks to for their list of funny signs.

On a plumbers truck: ‘We repair what your husband fixed.’

On the trucks of a local plumbing company: ‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’

Pizza shop slogan: ‘7 days without pizza makes one weak.’

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: ‘Invite us to your next blowout.’

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: ‘Hello. Can we pick your nose?’

At a towing company: ‘We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.’

On an electrician’s truck: ‘Let us remove your shorts.’

In a non-smoking area: ‘If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’

Sign over a gynecologist’s office: ‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’

On a maternity room door: ‘Push. Push. Push.’

What should your office door say?

Filed Under Employee Engagement, Requisite Organization, Strategy


2 Responses to “Work Signs – A Friday Funny”

  1. David on July 29th, 2008 12:59 pm

    Theses are kinda funny. I like the Chineses mistranslations better

  2. Michelle Malay Carter on August 5th, 2008 4:50 pm

    Hi David,

    Those are funny. Thanks for sharing.